Roberto Malerba – guitar/synth
Sandro “fred” Salvi – drums
Ivan Contini Bacchisio – bass
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| Chopped Up – Chopped The Fuck Up |
Chopped Up come out of the gate swinging. If you like horror movie intros/outros, old school death and blood-spattered grindcore, you’ll dig deep into these dudes. Chopped The Fuck Up, is a really fun and gorey ride. I love the pace of the four track EP. It’s never self-indulgent or overly technical. Tracks all come in under 3:00 minutes which makes this one a great relisten. I’m a big fan of the combo pig squeals(used just the right amount) and the gag reflex triggering, gutteral vocals. My favorite track off this EP is Meat The Cleaver, which begins with a spasdic Ratamahatta-Max Cavalera style scat. I really respect the band’s take on the genre. This is one you can throw on and rock out to. No pretense and it doesn’t leave you feeling queasy.
****And before anyone says, “but you didn’t make mention of the band members who are well known Pro Wrestling veterans who’ve toured the world spilling their opponents (and their own) blood on mats around the world“. Yes Shlak(CZW, etc) and Dirty Daddy(ROH/NJPW) are prominent members of this band (and several others over the years). I give this a Dave “what’s his face” FIVE STARS. Happy? Now throw this on and frogsplash ya mother.
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Same old question: should we like bands like Unifaun that explicitly revive classic prog bands’ style? Well, the answer is simple to me: yes, if they know how to write good songs and to play them. This is the case with Swedish duo Unifaun, whose only album to date include some very good and very Genesis oriented songs. This Swedish duo includes singer and multi-instrumentalist Nad Sylvan of Steve Hackett live band fame and keyboardist Christian Thordin, AKA Bonamici.
Their self-titled album features many musical solutions related to the ex Charterhouse pupils, but with a distinctive nordic and slightly folk taste I appreciate. The track I choose here is a prog ballad full of dreamy passages and based on really good melodies. The overall effect is mostly similar to Genesis’ “Selling England by The Pound” era. Is this a good reason to despise such a song? I don’t think so, but let me know your opinions.