Just like the Kevin Bacon game, try to get to the Melvins within six steps.
For example:
Napalm Death → Melvins
(Amateur Hour considering they did an album together)
Frank Sinatra → Bono → U2 → Brian Eno → David Bowie → Pat Smear → Melvins
(Now that is advanced. What’s next? Cannibal Corpse? Iron Maiden? Foo Fighters? Taylor Swift?)
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An unsuspecting tourist walked past a security guard to ask what was happening at Pioneer Courthouse Square in Portland, Oregon on August 10. Thinking the guy was expecting news of a salsa lesson or an advanced hemp yarn knitting bonanza, the guard said, “Well, the band got a special dispensation from the city to go ten decibels over the regular limit tonight.” Safe to assume the tourist has never heard of Melvins.
To those outside of metal, the legacy Melvins have built may not be obvious. Having never been a stadium-filling band, they are not a household name. But to those who pay attention, the band is hard to avoid. And most of that has not only to do with longevity, but a willingness to evolve without chasing trends. As Buzz Osborne asserts in the documentary Colossus of Destiny, “I’m trying to make a living and remain true to what I believed in the beginning. And… mission accomplished.”
This is an attitude one can afford if stadiums are not the goal. Not that there is anything wrong with stadiums, but Melvins have said they would rather fill a 2,000-capacity venue than play a half-filled arena. What matters the most is the music and how it hits the audience. Not how the audience hears the music, but how they are hit. One must be willing to take the punch.
It is that devotion to low-end, drop-D tuning, and larger kick drums that forms the bedrock of grunge, with roots in both metal and punk. As the years went by, Melvins started torturing time signatures and linear songwriting to blow past any conventions in their way.
Returning to the August 10th show in Portland, what was immediately obvious in the thunderous opener “Digging the Ditch” is that the addition of the second drummer, Coady Willis, has brought the sonic level to new heights. Many bands have tried it, but Melvins have incorporated the dual drum idea to thrust more air off the stage. Dale Crover and Coady Willis are locked in at all times and the payoff is huge.
And, in true Melvins fashion, the third song of the set would confound many. “Sway,” from the Rolling Stones’ Sticky Fingers, might seem like an odd choice for the bosses of bottom end, but Buzz has long declared his admiration for ‘70s era Stones. Of course, it was quite a bit heavier than Mick and Keith.
But if any in Portland that night had doubts about whether the sound ordinance exception was warranted, the version of “A History of Bad Men” probably annoyed the crap out of anyone trying to buy close at the nearby Nordstroms.
The closer was one of the most anticipated songs of the set; “Honey Bucket” from the three-album era when they were signed to Atlantic Records. It is probably their most well-known, with its minute-long intro that asks what if Rush had a few too many mezcals and broke into a chainsaw store. And then it settles into a straightforward rock groove that ends, in true punk fashion, less than two minutes later.
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For an encore, Trevor Dunn of Tomahawk (and a ton of other acts) came out to play bass on perhaps the heaviest of all Melvins songs, “Night Goat.” That’s right, two drummers and two bass players. God only knows what would happen with a second guitar player. Don’t count out the possibility, as the Melvins bench is pretty deep with top-notch players willing to contribute.
With this in mind, collaborations thrive. Not just a song or two live, or playing a similar bill, but cooperative work, as with Napalm Death on Savage Imperial Death March. That album was a true collaboration, to the point that Buzz occasionally forgets who played bass and guitar on which songs. Ultimately, what ends up on the record is what matters. This leads to the most important talent for lasting as long as they have in this business.
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With a career as long as theirs, the skill of being down-to-earth is as important as riffs and volume. Melvins are popular in musical circles not only for sonic influence but for being some of the nicest guys in rock. Bump into a Melvin on the street and he will be polite and friendly. If any bridges have been burned in the last forty years, it wasn’t the guys in this band with the matches.
Continuing this trajectory, pay attention to Gatta Morta, the new collaboration with members of Butthole Surfers, Big Business, and Mr. Phylzzz. While it smells like Melvins, it is not Buzz simply telling other musicians what to play. He is known for being accepting of all ideas.
As this tour has wrapped up, it is a good time to reflect on a band that has been sledgehammering music in different directions since 1986—and to breathe easy knowing that the next thirty years promise more of the same.
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